Error messages - ...that didn't make it into XP

Pirossi · **Poslato:** 24.04.2004. 20:13:48

1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.
5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Ripper · **Poslato:** 24.04.2004. 21:34:32

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jelenam · **Poslato:** 24.04.2004. 23:14:23

INZAGHI · **Pridružio se:** 17.11.2002. 00:21:47 **Postovi:** 151

Pitam se samo u kome sistemu ste pisali poruke dok ste se smejali windowsu? :namig:

Pirossi · **Poslato:** 25.04.2004. 01:56:01

Tanjci · **Poslato:** 25.04.2004. 02:04:58

:aaa: Jao, Pirossi, ovo je najbolje do sad

Pirossi · **Poslato:** 25.04.2004. 12:06:34

Ma ima još. Sprdati se sa Windowsom je omiljen sport na Netu, razlog - easy target snaiper.gif

Slika

i malo teksta:

# WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
# WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
# WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
# WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
# WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
# WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
# WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
# WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
# WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
# WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
# WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
# WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
# WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
# WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
# WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
# WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
# WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
# WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
# WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
# WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
# WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.
# WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
# WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
# WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
# WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
# WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
# WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
# WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
# WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
# WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
# WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
# WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
# WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
# WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
# WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
# WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.

Obratite pažnju na Error 683. Da li se prepoznajete?

Pedja · **Poslato:** 25.04.2004. 13:58:40

Dobro, ovo su zezalice (i to dobre

), ali ima ona prava koja moze u kategoriju sa njim
keyboard error. Pres F1 to resum
A zamisli, usled pomenutog errora, tastatura ne radi....ups, ovo nije greska u WIN....ma svejedno

Strategylover · **Poslato:** 25.04.2004. 15:11:11

Pedja je napisao:

...ali ima ona prava koja moze u kategoriju sa njim
keyboard error. Pres F1 to resume
A zamisli, usled pomenutog errora, tastatura ne radi....ups, ovo nije greska u WIN....ma svejedno

e, na tu sam greshku jednom naleteo kod jednog advokata... pa sam posle jurio da nadjem novu tastaturu, ali nisam mogao da verujem kako je takav jedan debilizam uspeo da prodje... :aaa:

nikpro · **Poslato:** 26.04.2004. 17:12:47

Evo par slikica (ali stvarno par

), koje sam nasao na kompu... ostale su mi po CD-jima, pa mi se trenutno ne brljavi po njima

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