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Autoru:  Pirossi [ 24.04.2004. 20:13:48 ]
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1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.
5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

Autoru:  Ripper [ 24.04.2004. 21:34:32 ]
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[color=#000000]:aaa:

Autoru:  jelenam [ 24.04.2004. 23:14:23 ]
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:D

Autoru:  INZAGHI [ 25.04.2004. 00:16:17 ]
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Pitam se samo u kome sistemu ste pisali poruke dok ste se smejali windowsu? :namig:

Autoru:  Pirossi [ 25.04.2004. 01:56:01 ]
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Autoru:  Tanjci [ 25.04.2004. 02:04:58 ]
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:aaa: Jao, Pirossi, ovo je najbolje do sad :D :D :lol:

Autoru:  Pirossi [ 25.04.2004. 12:06:34 ]
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Ma ima još. Sprdati se sa Windowsom je omiljen sport na Netu, razlog - easy target snaiper.gif

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i malo teksta:

# WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
# WinErr 002: No Error - Yet
# WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
# WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
# WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
# WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
# WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
# WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
# WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
# WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
# WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
# WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
# WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
# WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
# WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
# WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
# WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside
# WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
# WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
# WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
# WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.
# WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
# WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
# WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
# WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
# WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
# WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
# WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
# WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
# WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
# WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
# WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
# WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
# WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
# WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
# WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.

Obratite pažnju na Error 683. Da li se prepoznajete?

Autoru:  Pedja [ 25.04.2004. 13:58:40 ]
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Dobro, ovo su zezalice (i to dobre :D), ali ima ona prava koja moze u kategoriju sa njim
keyboard error. Pres F1 to resum
A zamisli, usled pomenutog errora, tastatura ne radi....ups, ovo nije greska u WIN....ma svejedno :)

Autoru:  Strategylover [ 25.04.2004. 15:11:11 ]
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Pedja je napisao:
...ali ima ona prava koja moze u kategoriju sa njim
keyboard error. Pres F1 to resume
A zamisli, usled pomenutog errora, tastatura ne radi....ups, ovo nije greska u WIN....ma svejedno :)

e, na tu sam greshku jednom naleteo kod jednog advokata... pa sam posle jurio da nadjem novu tastaturu, ali nisam mogao da verujem kako je takav jedan debilizam uspeo da prodje... :aaa:

Autoru:  nikpro [ 26.04.2004. 17:12:47 ]
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Evo par slikica (ali stvarno par :) ), koje sam nasao na kompu... ostale su mi po CD-jima, pa mi se trenutno ne brljavi po njima :)

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