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Autoru: | Pirossi [ 24.04.2004. 20:13:48 ] |
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1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. 4 Close your eyes and press escape three times. 5 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 6 Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. 7 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 8 Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 9 Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)" 10 Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)" |
Autoru: | Ripper [ 24.04.2004. 21:34:32 ] |
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Autoru: | jelenam [ 24.04.2004. 23:14:23 ] |
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Autoru: | INZAGHI [ 25.04.2004. 00:16:17 ] |
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Pitam se samo u kome sistemu ste pisali poruke dok ste se smejali windowsu? ![]() |
Autoru: | Pirossi [ 25.04.2004. 01:56:01 ] |
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Autoru: | Tanjci [ 25.04.2004. 02:04:58 ] |
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:aaa: Jao, Pirossi, ovo je najbolje do sad ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Autoru: | Pirossi [ 25.04.2004. 12:06:34 ] |
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Ma ima još. Sprdati se sa Windowsom je omiljen sport na Netu, razlog - easy target snaiper.gif ![]() i malo teksta: # WinErr 001: Windows loaded - System in danger # WinErr 002: No Error - Yet # WinErr 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file # WinErr 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong # WinErr 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused # WinErr 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive # WinErr 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware # WinErr 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments # WinErr 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened # WinErr 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full # WinErr 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB # WinErr 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! # WinErr 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside # WinErr 00E: Window open - Do not look inside # WinErr 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened # WinErr 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers # WinErr 011: Window open - Do not look outside # WinErr 012: Window closed - Do not look inside # WinErr 013: Unexpected error - Huh ? # WinErr 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of. # WinErr 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one. # WinErr 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! # WinErr 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software. # WinErr 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that. # WinErr 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate. # WinErr 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code. # WinErr 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait. # WinErr 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers. # WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost. # WinErr 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again. # WinErr 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue. # WinErr 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded. # WinErr 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? # WinErr 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure. # WinErr 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available. # WinErr 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted. Obratite pažnju na Error 683. Da li se prepoznajete? |
Autoru: | Pedja [ 25.04.2004. 13:58:40 ] |
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Dobro, ovo su zezalice (i to dobre ![]() keyboard error. Pres F1 to resum A zamisli, usled pomenutog errora, tastatura ne radi....ups, ovo nije greska u WIN....ma svejedno ![]() |
Autoru: | Strategylover [ 25.04.2004. 15:11:11 ] |
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Pedja je napisao: ...ali ima ona prava koja moze u kategoriju sa njim
keyboard error. Pres F1 to resume A zamisli, usled pomenutog errora, tastatura ne radi....ups, ovo nije greska u WIN....ma svejedno ![]() e, na tu sam greshku jednom naleteo kod jednog advokata... pa sam posle jurio da nadjem novu tastaturu, ali nisam mogao da verujem kako je takav jedan debilizam uspeo da prodje... ![]() |
Autoru: | nikpro [ 26.04.2004. 17:12:47 ] |
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Evo par slikica (ali stvarno par ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Edited By nikpro on 1082996817 |
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